i am the human version of the first piece of bread
when i saw this early i just thought that this meant the first piece of bread ever created. the very first bread in all of time.
This Super Smash Bros has been run over by a truck.
Shit still works.
because it’s pure nintenadium
I love how you step on a disc it snaps in half
But if you step on a Nintendo cartridge it won’t even budge
Hell you can drop a TV on an N64 and it’d probably work even better than before
Nintendium is the strongest element known to mankind
quick, someone make an alloy out of Nintendium and whatever Nokia phones are made of
She thinks she is helping me study
but this makes turning the pages a little complicated.
in my days we weren’t allowed notebooks down in the slytherin common room
It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing
Lester when he thinks he might have fixed Pearl’s washing machine for her, and then when he knows he hasn’t.
"You killed it, you killed my washing machine."
"I was being a man."
Detective Inspector Sally Donovan’s opinion of Doctor Molly Hooper was cemented the first time they met. For all of her insightful post-mortems, a person who sings “Don’t Say Goodbye” to corpses as she cuts open their chest cavities can’t be right in the head. Even if it is one of Take That’s better songs.
In turn, though Molly admires Sally’s keen wits and instincts, she has little patience for the Detective Inspector’s abrupt personality. Molly can’t help but feel a natural suspicion of anyone who doesn’t even crack a smile at her joke about golf and murder.
But when a serial killer known as The Surgeon starts systematically killing young men, Sally and Molly form a surprisingly productive partnership. As they work feverishly to solve the string of murders, they find that their differing personalities contrast with brilliant results.
Add a shared love for early 90s Britpop to the mix, and Sally and Molly might just discover that, amidst enmity and entrails, their differing personalities also make for a rather brilliant friendship.
I HAVE A POWERFUL NEED.
HOLY SHIT I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE
please watch this
I’ve seen this maybe 17 times and it still gets me.
john green is a genius because he creates books
and then he quotes those books
in his books
So does JK Rowling.
JK ROWLING ISNT THE ONLY AUTHOR ALIVE YOU KNOW
Harry Potter comics are happening.
Making comics about things that make me sad.
Half of me wants to kiss him and squeeze him because he’s adorable, but the other half wants to fuck him until he begs for mercy … twice.
but look at his innocent face..make him beg
no one puts batch in a corner
If I have to take that long walk to the executioner’s block, I don’t want to see your head already mounted.